February 2012
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Look if you’re not going to make time for me then I’d appreciate it if you’d stop telling me how much you miss me and how we should “really meet up soon!”
I really ought to be finishing off this fucking essay, but I just realised I’ve been cruelty-free for 7 years now. I haven’t bought a product which has been tested on animals since I was 13, I haven’t eaten meat or any subsequent products, I haven’t funded the slave trade by buying unethical clothing… Not even a big deal, I just forget how long it’s actually...
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I just ruined my good work running 4 miles this morning by eating 2 peanut butter sandwiches for Breakfast. Totally worth it, mind.
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deanloveyoshi replied to your post: by dicked around hampton court, do you mean you slept with a rich guy?
Actually no. I miss you and I leave in 40 days when the hell are you free?! And how is the job?! SO MANY QUESTIONS.
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i had a really lovely date today which basically translates into “i ate a ton of italian food and dicked about round hampton court palace instead of writing my essay”
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Taking the marshmallows out of my Lucky Charms because my life is going nowhere lol
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I have 36 hours before I need to hand this essay in and I’ve only got 200 words so far. Oh, and a massive deficiency of motivation.
I don't get when you lose followers for not...
This happens to me all the time, so a quick fuck you to everyone who’s ever unfollowed me for it! Sorry for not constantly clogging up your dash board, guise.
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dumbledoreisabamf:
Someone bring me some cigarettes. Or a joint. Or cigarettes and a joint. I will pay you in anything you want, apart from money.
I have no money and I have no tobacco. Heeeeeelp.
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Awww one of my favourite blogs unfollowed me for answering not-particularly-revealing questions about sex. Too bad.
mitchelljones replied to your post: I’d gather it’s because you answer.
I know, I know, I just can’t help myself. I very rarely get anon messages which aren’t hate, so I feel obliged to answer. I don’t even mind really, there’s no shame in it, it’s just that in real life none of my friends would ask me, let alone 5 strangers. Or, potentially, one stranger who’s...
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Happy birthday to my boy Gordon.
callmeclinton:
Anonymous asked: who did you have sex with yesterday?
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I will be absolutely sickened if the NHS Bill isn’t dropped but what I think is annoying me more than anything is my Tory friends taking the high-ground because “Blair started it.”
Firstly, let’s take a minute so you can back the fuck off, yes? I have no excuses for what the Blair government did to the NHS whilst in power and in actuality, I’m very much opposed to...
I think the main reason I can’t write this essay is because hypothetically, Brian got drunk on 4 bottles of Beer and I keep writing “Brian the fucking lightweight champion of the world” for my own amusement.
Anonymous asked: when was the last time you had sex?
Anonymous asked: what turns you on?
Anonymous asked: what's your biggest regret?
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also I know where I’m going from here so I’m just going to be on here all night planning my life
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I went on this MapCrunch thing to see what the hell everyone was going on about and my first location was York :’)
I’M COMING, BABY!
Getting a lesson on Freemasonry from a Freemason. Not how I thought I’d be spending my evening.
oh god explaining to someone that keara and i aren’t actually a couple once again. this happens on such a regular basis that i really just ought to start wearing a sign saying “NOT ACTUALLY KEARA’S GIRLFRIEND”
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So it transpires I woke up this morning lacking the ability to read law, let alone write about it.
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Starting with today, I guess!
Breakfast: Orange Approx. 80 Cals, 0.48g Fat, 25g Carbs. (160g)
Porridge (Made with Water) 110 cals, 2.4g Fat, 18.6g Carbs. (30g Oats)
Honey Approx. 43 Cals, 0g Fat, 12g Carbs. (1tsp & a little extra)
Lunch: Cucumber Approx 10 Cals, 0.1g Fat, 1.5g Carbs. (Approximately 100g)
Dinner: Wholemeal Bread 198 Cals, 3g Fat, 33.8g Carbs. (2 slices)
Assorted...
None of you will care, but I’ll be keeping track of my food intake on here for a couple of days because I left my diet book at my dietitians and if I write it anywhere else I’ll lose it and I really need the realistic stats because my Doctor wants to put me on Hormone Therapy but he won’t do it unless he’s got my diet from now until next month even though my...
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skippingismagnificent:
David Mitchell saying ‘My...
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Dear assorted English, Politically outspoken yet ill-informed individuals on Facebook,
For starters, Cameron’s a little shit. Secondly, he hasn’t actually offered extra devolution to Scotland, he’s merely said that he would consider offering extra powers to Scotland in the event of Scotland voting against independence. The word consider is very important here, seeing as it means...
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laserbeak:
mortally-coiled:
tumblr seems to be distinctly lacking a please sign this e-petition to stop the NHS bill post which is odd and a little upsetting.
British people who care about our NHS need to get on this:
https://submissions.epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/22670
Sign it, please?
PLEASE.
Even though I’ve basically emailed everyone I know getting them to sign this,...
katieelouiseee replied to your post: I am liking this because I enjoy this selection of music
Same, as it happens! Little disappointed with the lack of cheese there, though. Not completely representative of my actual taste in music hahaha
oh god, seriously, offloading my digital for the first time in months and so much cringe
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My brother wants a giant angel cake for his birthday cake tomorrow, so as well as having to mould penguins out of icing, I also have to make three separate cakes. But I have SO MUCH TO DO TODAY and I just can’t do it all and I have no money and I just want this evening to be here already. UGH.