“Molleh! says: Like, if you think about it…we actually have it all, we are hot, people want to have sex with us, we are smart, we can spell dought and we can hold a drink. WE HAVE IT ALL”—Molly Barrs is pretty life making.
TELL ME 5 FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF, BITCH! :) ps: it's luce, but i cba to sign in so get over it.
Oh god, 5 facts?! You do make my life a living hell, Lucy! Okay, well… 1. I broke my phone in December and missed it so little I still can’t be bothered to get a new one or have it fixed. 2. I smoke too much. 3. I love you lots and wish you didn’t live in Windsor so I could actually see you more. 4. I’ve spent all day watching French-Canadian films. 5. I will be nearly 20 when I leave college. Eurgh. Good enough, sweetie?
Will you buy a wreck of a house with me ,fill it with wonderful clutter, sing to Conor's sexual voice,cook me cous cous and drink cheap wine until it deadens our veins and we collapse in a pile of weeds?
There is actually nothing more that I could ever possibly want from life.
War has been declared between Chewbacistan and France. This comes after months of strife between the two nations, after the rising costs in pastries and breads. Chewbacistan, the small independant nation sandwiched between Saudiranistan and Imonaboatistan, and besides pastries, main export consists of rusty cars and genital disease. France recently changed their military status from “overly relaxed” to “Lieing on the ground with their hands behind their heads.”
Chewbacistan, though, recently trained their army with the afgan army, and now know “46 ways to kick a woman in the back”.
Chewbacistan was thought to be stockpiling WMD’s, which, after a raid on the Chewbacistan border turned out to be a shipment of Neurofen and two pandas. one for the Chewbacistan zoo, the other for breakfast.