October 2011
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deanimpett replied to your post:it bettter be may not
i just can’t promise you that, deany
deanimpett replied to your post:WHERE MY FUCKING HOODIE YOU HARLET
it may or may not be in york somewhere
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i remember when i used to love halloween and it wasn’t just about seeing which males could make an effort and which females could wear the least amount of clothing.
…pretty certain there is still a lot of alcohol in my system
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i literally have the easiest job in the world
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Roisin is more down with Chris Tucker than I am
FUCK YEAH I AM
deanimpett replied to your post: lets face it if keara wasnt such a whore/bitch it would have been official by now
let’s face it, if we weren’t both pretending to be straight it would be official by now
enzemo replied to your post: But you are though..
but we’re not really. i mean not technically, we haven’t even - oh wait, nevermind
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If you describe yourself as ‘random’ then the chances are I don’t want to know you.
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that awkward moment when someone asks you how you got a girl like keara and you don’t know how to tell them you’re not actually dating
Anonymous asked: You're a freak but I love you bby
Anonymous asked: I didn't think I'd like you when we first met because you're a very closed person & you have terrible social skills at times & make sarcastic jokes about people you don't even know very well but as I got to actually know you I realised that you're actually lovely and that sarcasm is your way of getting to know poeple & you're easily one of my best friends
Anonymous asked: we've never really spoken but from your blog you seem like a nice girl and i'd like to get to know you :)
Do you enjoy sport and interacting with people whilst providing excellent customer service?
….no.
Anonymous asked: you're fucking awkward.
I just freaked out because I had some messages in my ask box then realised I drunkenly asked y’all to last night. LET DOWN.
Anonymous asked: why are you so against David Cameron?
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heavens knows I’m miserable now. I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heavens knows I’m miserable now.
Anonymously say your opinion of me.
tis-some-visitor:
You guys should totally do this while I’m gone. I’m legitimately interested.
yeah go 4 it whilst im drunk
barbie’s funeral was beautiful, by the way. although the reverend looked like the same reverend from the IT crowd so i spent the whole service trying not to look at him incase i laughed at some really inappropriate time
i’m still hungover what the fuck is this, i didn’t even drink particually much last night but it was bad enough for me to come home from the pub at half 10 which is basically illegal on a friday night
Just because I drink a lot and make a ton of sarcastic jokes and seem to hate everything and everyone does not mean I’m depressed, okay
buffythebamfireslayer:
why am i single i have huge boobs
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roisinjennifer replied to your post: roisinjennifer replied to your photo this…
it’s actually pretty decent but so much tits fucking hell
apparently the people who made it did hentai before so a lot of fan service but the panty shots (well most of them) just tide in with the action its not like they are gonna be covered up the whole time in a skirt ya know
ROISIN come over and we...
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Barbie’s funeral today, it’s so strange. I can’t believe she’s no longer there for random cups of tea and gossip about everyone on Longmore.
cujocujo replied to your post:so much hang over wh.. what? wow my head. calvin harris at oceana? damnit kingston quit having fun without me.
it was brilliant apart from the fact that calvin harris detracted from cheese room time which was pretty heartbreaking
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The hangover this morning is pretty intense so it’s Jeremy Kyle timeeeeee.
Oceana was swell, though. Calvin muthafukin Harrissssssss
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cujocujo replied to your photo: this would make a good gif
I think I’ve already seen one for this although it had some funny name, I can’t quite remember, I think it was a “film” or something
cujocujo replied to your post: your blog is the home of cynicism and pessimism and hey, the happy people are having too much fun being in relationships, texting their ‘love’ whilst you’re attempting conversation with them and reblogging gifs at night to actually read this stuff.
4eva reblogin gifs that dont actualy relate 2 ma lyf at alll n taggin em as GPOY lol
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cujocujo replied to your post:i’m not happy for them, but they’re welcome to fuck off irregardless.
I’m not really happy for them either but apparently you seem really cynical and pessimistic if you admit that and my personal blog is not somewhere I want to be seen as cynical and pessimistic
god damnit happy relationship people, i’m glad for you but fuuuuuck off
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so i mangaed to get home. chris passedout on my sofa and 4od is lovely enough to have evry episode of peep show which shuld cure my already painful hangoverrr