November 2011
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Can’t believe I missed the Autumn Statement for the first time in 5 years. Life’s shit.
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Happy Birthday, Roisin, you’re officially no longer a teenager.
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fucking hell i need to sort this insomnia out
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Reblog this if you like weed more than people
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why does everyone have huge tits? i’ll just be here for when the ‘barely a handful’ club get involved in this breast loving era
so stressed oh my lord
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HUGH GRANT, I LOVE YOU
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i should be asleep, not eating cottage cheese and spinach
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remember that time i had something nice
and then i broke it
Romantic Comedies, Their Plots (with spoilers)
zoearcher:
Will the thin white heterosexual woman with a vague job in the upscale sector and an impossibly large apartment find love?
YES.
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eduardbrosaverin replied to your post: you’re my favourite
you’re only saying that to get into my pants
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I create myself~: Geeks Get Eating Disorders Too →
letstalkabouted:
Then I spot them. I’m not the only girl in the room. There are a bevvy of them – And they’re all dressed up as Sailor Scouts. I recognize sailor scouts from five years ago when Sailor Moon played on TV after the Samurai Pizza Cats in the mornings before school. I liked the pizza cats better.
But these sailor scouts are older than me, they’re thin and pretty and everyone...
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jeans and my rotund stomach don’t seem to be getting on this evening. or ever.
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“I DON’T AGREE WITH THE RIGHT-TO-BUY SCHEME”
lives in ex-council house
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zoobaby:
karpiwillpeeonyourface:
zoobaby:
karpiwillpeeonyourface:
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r u srs, karp
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What the fuck is this happening?
I think it’s if you’ve got a long tag it just cuts it down and ends it with ‘…’ when it’s on your dash.
BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE STORIES AND ESSAYS PEOPLE PUT IN THE TAGS?
Guess they’ll have to actually put them in the fucking text part now. HOW...
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eduardbrosaverin:
So all these people are protesting the wealth being possessed by 1% of the population. Old news, I know. But I still wonder why? I mean, god forbid someone or their family work their way up in the world and earn a shit ton of money. I don’t want to be part of the 99%. I want to be part of the 1%, god dammit! You can’t tell me it wouldn’t be nice to have money to spare. So...
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boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: lol me too *high five*
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
can’t believe a picture of jackie chan got less notes than a picture of jeremy kyle. what is this world coming to?
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Anonymous asked: you left your phone here...OH WAIT. thanks for the beautiful day sat indoors playing skyrim and eating shittons of mangos and grapes. love you boooootiful xxxx
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just went for the most fantastic run, all the way up to west end and then up to the weir in hersham. sososososo good.
watching truffaut films in bed with my cat.
my life is worthless.
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losing followers because of the inane shit i post…
why did you even follow me in the first place?
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Death at the Chapel - The Horrors
This is, and...
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idk i guess it’s just that if someone kissed me to shut me up then i’d take that as very disrespectful as they clearly don’t have any time for my actual opinions and it’s pretty shit manners really
but if you think it’s romantic i guess that’s cool too
Me and roisin
deanloveyoshi:
Had some lovely chats last night, turns out I condone hitler
i have literally never heard anyone so in favour of hitler
i love dean
lol jk i want to go cry in a corner
super—hans:
the ‘gift’ of being able to have children is NOT worth that one week every month ¬¬
wow fuck you
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What annoys me more than anything about the (self confessed) nice guy, is this idea that ‘nice guys never win’. The prize, of course, being a woman. I am so fed up of hearing guys complain that they’re always the friend, never the boyfriend because what you’re telling me is that not only do you quite obviously objectify women, it’s that you don’t see how a...
I’ve had such a bizarre few days. All things considered, Incubus at Alexandra Palace where I made friends with a man completely off his tits on MDMA who gave me a fake chicken after losing my phone at Waterloo and before we got lost on Muswell Hill and had an Incubus sing along when a bus finally stopped for us was probably the least bizarre evening I’ve had all week.
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“i knew murray was guilty hooooorrayy”
no you didn’t. shut the fuck up. it’s ‘involuntary manslaughter’. there was no malice behind the death of michael jackson. any story you have is fucking made up. sort yourself out or at least go read a fucking book.
the awkward moment when people don’t understand your sarcasm over the internet
violetvioletviolet:effarrvee:
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