February 2012
103 posts
Oh I wonder why the guardian is 'exclusively...
ourbipolarfriendsss: Because y’know, nobody on that show works for them.
Feb 29th
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Feb 27th
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Off to Brighton for a few days, text me if you need me!
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Anonymous asked: that taylor swift post you reblogged telling that guy he didn't have a bad day was horrible. consider me a lost follower.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to... →
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Look if you’re not going to make time for me then I’d appreciate it if you’d stop telling me how much you miss me and how we should “really meet up soon!”
Feb 24th
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I really ought to be finishing off this fucking essay, but I just realised I’ve been cruelty-free for 7 years now. I haven’t bought a product which has been tested on animals since I was 13, I haven’t eaten meat or any subsequent products, I haven’t funded the slave trade by buying unethical clothing… Not even a big deal, I just forget how long it’s actually...
Feb 24th
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I just ruined my good work running 4 miles this morning by eating 2 peanut butter sandwiches for Breakfast. Totally worth it, mind.
Feb 24th
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deanloveyoshi replied to your post: by dicked around hampton court, do you mean you slept with a rich guy? Actually no. I miss you and I leave in 40 days when the hell are you free?! And how is the job?! SO MANY QUESTIONS.
Feb 23rd
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i had a really lovely date today which basically translates into “i ate a ton of italian food and dicked about round hampton court palace instead of writing my essay”
Feb 23rd
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Taking the marshmallows out of my Lucky Charms because my life is going nowhere lol
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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I have 36 hours before I need to hand this essay in and I’ve only got 200 words so far. Oh, and a massive deficiency of motivation.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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I don't get when you lose followers for not...
This happens to me all the time, so a quick fuck you to everyone who’s ever unfollowed me for it! Sorry for not constantly clogging up your dash board, guise. 
Feb 21st
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dumbledoreisabamf: Someone bring me some cigarettes. Or a joint. Or cigarettes and a joint. I will pay you in anything you want, apart from money.
Feb 21st
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I have no money and I have no tobacco. Heeeeeelp.
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
Awww one of my favourite blogs unfollowed me for answering not-particularly-revealing questions about sex. Too bad.
Feb 20th
mitchelljones replied to your post: I’d gather it’s because you answer. I know, I know, I just can’t help myself. I very rarely get anon messages which aren’t hate, so I feel obliged to answer. I don’t even mind really, there’s no shame in it, it’s just that in real life none of my friends would ask me, let alone 5 strangers. Or, potentially, one stranger who’s...
Feb 20th
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Happy birthday to my boy Gordon.
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Feb 20th
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Anonymous asked: who did you have sex with yesterday?
Feb 20th
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I will be absolutely sickened if the NHS Bill isn’t dropped but what I think is annoying me more than anything is my Tory friends taking the high-ground because “Blair started it.” Firstly, let’s take a minute so you can back the fuck off, yes? I have no excuses for what the Blair government did to the NHS whilst in power and in actuality, I’m very much opposed to...
Feb 20th
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I think the main reason I can’t write this essay is because hypothetically, Brian got drunk on 4 bottles of Beer and I keep writing “Brian the fucking lightweight champion of the world” for my own amusement. 
Feb 20th
Anonymous asked: when was the last time you had sex?
Feb 20th
Feb 20th
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Anonymous asked: what turns you on?
Feb 20th
Anonymous asked: what's your biggest regret?
Feb 20th
Feb 19th
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also I know where I’m going from here so I’m just going to be on here all night planning my life
Feb 19th
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I went on this MapCrunch thing to see what the hell everyone was going on about and my first location was York :’) I’M COMING, BABY!
Feb 19th
Getting a lesson on Freemasonry from a Freemason. Not how I thought I’d be spending my evening. 
Feb 18th
oh god explaining to someone that keara and i aren’t actually a couple once again. this happens on such a regular basis that i really just ought to start wearing a sign saying “NOT ACTUALLY KEARA’S GIRLFRIEND”
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
So it transpires I woke up this morning lacking the ability to read law, let alone write about it. 
Feb 18th
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Starting with today, I guess! Breakfast: Orange Approx. 80 Cals, 0.48g Fat, 25g Carbs. (160g) Porridge (Made with Water) 110 cals, 2.4g Fat, 18.6g Carbs. (30g Oats) Honey Approx. 43 Cals, 0g Fat, 12g Carbs. (1tsp & a little extra) Lunch: Cucumber Approx 10 Cals, 0.1g Fat, 1.5g Carbs. (Approximately 100g) Dinner: Wholemeal Bread  198 Cals, 3g Fat,  33.8g Carbs. (2 slices) Assorted...
Feb 17th
None of you will care, but I’ll be keeping track of my food intake on here for a couple of days because I left my diet book at my dietitians and if I write it anywhere else I’ll lose it and I really need the realistic stats because my Doctor wants to put me on Hormone Therapy but he won’t do it unless he’s got my diet from now until next month even though my...
Feb 17th
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